TIFU – by tooting so loud my Airbnb host heard

I’m staying out of town, and the place I’m staying in hasn’t got the greatest sound insulation, and there is someone else directly through the wall. I can hear them watching TV. I could even hear them using an app I use, because I recognized the notification sounds.

Today I’ve had an little bit of an upset stomach from eating food I’m not used to, which well.. makes me a bit gassy. I’ve been trying to sneak out quiet toots ( blow offs, passing wind, letting one rip – you get it), because I was pretty sure my neighbor would hear any out loud ones.

I felt a good one brewing and tried to let it out without trumpeting its presence. Unfortunately, I failed. It was so loud and long it would have made a pattern on one of those cymatics sound resonance plates.

there was a short pause, and then..coming from the other side of the wall I heard what sounded like a very intentional, loooong toot, with a wee extra toot at the end.

I’m dying….

I f@#ked up, embarrassing myself by tooting so loudly my neighbor definitely heard. What am I going to do when I eventually get to meet them?

I didn’t expect a sympathy toot. Or maybe it was a challenge? should I do one back…?

TLDR I announced my upset tummy to my Airbnb host by tooting so loud they heard me through the wall. But at least they did toot back.

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