I was doing yard work and had a huge burn pile after it. I usually use diesel as an accelerant for my brush piles but I was out of diesel and figured if I was careful it would be fine…
Sounds silly, right? How can one fuck up by just petting their dog? Let me take you to last month. I was going to have dental surgery so I boarded my dog. This place in particular has fenced in acreage…
I’m staying out of town, and the place I’m staying in hasn’t got the greatest sound insulation, and there is someone else directly through the wall. I can hear them watching TV. I could even hear them using an app…
Today I hit a milestone I have been mentally hiking towards for about six months. I have a daughter (3) who is selective mute or non verbal, currently awaiting a full assessment, and I’ve started speech training her. I didn’t…
Today I f\*\*\*ed up by mistaking a very friendly insurance agent for someone who was into me. So a few weeks ago, I was at a coffee shop just minding my own business when this girl approached me. She was…
So this happened a couple nights ago during dinner with my girlfriend and her parents. Things were going fine until their internet went out briefly. Her dad starts saying, with absolute confidence, that the Wi-Fi was “probably running out because…
Several months ago I purchased a new body spray in the scent “Vanilla Romance”. There was a sale, and on a whim I purchased a small room spray in the same scent. I came home, stuck the body spray in…
for context: i had an allergy test done a few years ago, and i ended up being allergic to every tree tested for—this included birch, which is key to this story i recently moved to an area well-known for high…
TIFU by calling my girlfriend’s but the absolutely worst thing I could have Obligatory happened quite awhile ago but I saw another post that reminded me of this event. My girlfriend and I decided to engage in some sexy times.…
Keeping details vague as I’m still in deep shit for it. My company has a partner company who has, through the years been “difficult” to work with. Shifting the blame for their outages, telling our mutual customers it’s our fault…