TIFU by calling my girlfriend’s but the absolutely worst thing I could have
Obligatory happened quite awhile ago but I saw another post that reminded me of this event.
My girlfriend and I decided to engage in some sexy times. Without getting too detailed, we were not using the primary hole.
Now, this was pretty hot and heavy sex, not the sweet and loving kind. We’re both literally sweating.
Thing is, both of actually liked dirty talk. So again without too much details, we’re going down the like “You like that? You’re a dirty sl*t. Harder!”
Thing is, I’m running out of creative things to say. I will never understand why this random thought popped into my head.
I recalled that she had told me once that when she was little, her very prim and proper grandmother referred to asses as “Bo Bos”
So with not enough blood to run two things, I bust out with “You love getting fu**ed in the Bo Bo, don’t you?”
I’ve never before or since seen anyone go from 100 to Zero during sex. She literally completely tensed up, asked me what I said, promptly processed it, and literally pushed me out and off.
She wasn’t actually upset but she said me using that term just killed all her libido and meant sexy time was over for these night.
“TL;DR:” Made the mistake of reminding my girlfriend during anal sex of her grandmother by calling her butt a “Bo Bo”, which was her grandmother’s kid friendly name for butts when they were kids
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