It’s something I quite like doing -sitting on his face. I decided to do it in a particularly dominant way. He was quite into it too.
I felt him take a deep breath and suddenly he let out an explosive sneeze. It was full body, full volume.
At the time, it all happened to fast to know what was happening but I’ve since broken it down… His had shot forward into my bum (ouch). The force knocked me forward and my knee slipped off the bed. I hit my head on the corner of the bed, just above the eye.
As I lay in the floor, dealing with a sore bum and a cut above my eye, it dawned on me that my pussy and tummy had also been sprayed in his sneeze. 🤢. Not the spray I was hoping for!
I still had to work out what to say when people asked “what happened to your face?”
Tl;Dr: I say in my husband’s face. He sneezed, knocking me off the bed and covering me in his sneeze.
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